their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
its not stalking. its research.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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