You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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