I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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