You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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