She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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