You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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