Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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