my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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