My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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