Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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