Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize