My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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