So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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