i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think my moral compass just broke
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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