So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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