Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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