Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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