she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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