the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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