Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
do herpes really smell.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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