am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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