she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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