ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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