Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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