You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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