On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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