You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I got inside last night via doggy door
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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