im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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