WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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