good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
