Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
ok first of all what the fuck
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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