I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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