i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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