Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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