Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
home. puking in laundry basket.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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