Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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