so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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