highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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