we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
