i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
there is glitter all over my balls
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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