She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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