"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
soo... how was my night?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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