it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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