he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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