I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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