Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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