dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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