So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
