I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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