i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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