i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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