no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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