I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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