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He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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