Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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