I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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