We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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