Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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